Following on from taking the piss out of guitarists I thought why not have a go at drummers....
How do you know when there is a drummer at your door?
He doesn't know when to come in.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Guitarist joke #1
for all my fellow musicians out there....
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just steal someone else's light.
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just steal someone else's light.
The Zebra Joke
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
...it's a start
I told this joke at a gig recently hoping to break the ice...it didn't :)
A zebra.
...it's a start
I told this joke at a gig recently hoping to break the ice...it didn't :)
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